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The List
OK, with the holiday season coming upon us I thought it would be fun to compile a list. You know how people will say shit like "Your on my list"? Well, I actually have a list and I call this list "People who should be beaten severely with a tire iron".
I know, it isn't very nice but it just feels right, you know? Consider it an early Christmas gift, only you can't take it back to get something better, I didn't save the receipt. Oh, and to anyone who doesn't take this list in the fun in which it is meant...put yourself on the list.
1. People who call Atlanta, "Hotlanta".
2. Anyone who has a profile on MySpace with text wRiTTeN LiKE tHIs.
3. The cast of Big Brother, ANY season.
4. Any guy who has a MySpace profile that contains pictures of him with his shirt off.
5. People who use the words "Rocktober" and "Spooktacular" in the month of October.
6. People who ask "Are you working hard or hardly working?"
7. Chicks who think people feel they are so beautiful that they need to show a body part, usually the feet, that they feel is ugly. As if to say "Hey, look freaks, I'm not as perfect as you think I am"
8. Any character in a horror film who calls out to another character more than 3 times. Hey dipshit, they aren't answering, they are most likely hanging from a tree or are going to fall out of a closet disemboweled.
9. Any guy who wears self tanner, calls his friends 'Bro', wears lots of jewelery and bathes in cologne.
10. Actors who play mob guys on TV and act like them in real life, complete with exaggerated accents and gold chains.
11. The person who thought up the phrase "If you lived here you would be home by now"
12. People who say "Sammich" instead of "Sandwich"
13. People who look directly into a flashlight while they smack the side of it to see if it is working.
14. Any grown man who wears their ball cap sideways with the bill facing left or right.
15. Anyone who gives THEMSELVES a nickname. For example: "The Ricker" or "Aceman"
Until next time........
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