This is a film that could have come off
several different ways. When I seen that it was getting released by
Dimension Extreme I feared that this was going to be an over the top
gorefest with little story and even less redeemable value. I am
happy to report though that Dimension Extreme has this time got it
right. TEETH is a gutsy, nasty, controversial gem of a film that
every fan of the genre must see.
The premise alone is enough to make any
male squirm. Yes, what you have heard about the film is true. It is
about a lovely young woman who inexplicably has a teethed vagina.
Yep, pump pump, chomp chomp.
On the surface you would think that
this one would be your typical grindhouse, soft core porn bull shit
but it is actually an intelligent even thoughtful film that tells the
story of a coming of age woman and the pressures and problems that
her new found affliction brings into her life.
Jess Weixler plays Dawn, a very prim
and proper young virgin who spends a lot of her time traveling around
to schools preaching abstinence to younger children. Fighting hard
to keep her budding sexuality at bay our young Dawn begins flirting
with a fellow classmate and when he forces himself upon her well lets
just say things get interesting.
As Dawn comes to grips with her
affliction she decides to see the doctor and more crotch chomping fun
ensues. Along the way Dawn learns that she can control the beast
inside and she begins to use her powers to harm those that have
harmed her. There are several scenes that should send even the
hardiest of men running from the room with their hands over their
crotches. I don't want to ruin the fun, you'll know the scenes when
you see them.
In the end you end up cheering for
Dawn as she sticks it to the men who have wronged her.
TEETH is everything you could hope for
and nothing like you would expect. It is a must see.
Here is all the info on the release:
*_Synopsis_*
High school
student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being
the local chastity groups most active participant. Her task is
made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brads
increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own
body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she
becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her
anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the
power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
*DVD
Special Features*
* Deleted Scenes
(with optional Director Commentary)
* Feature
Commentary By Writer/Director Mitchell Lichtenstein
* Behind-The-Scenes of /Teeth/!
*
Outtakes
