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DVD Review: TEETH
By Dave Dreher

May 4, 2008, 23:26

This is a film that could have come off several different ways. When I seen that it was getting released by Dimension Extreme I feared that this was going to be an over the top gorefest with little story and even less redeemable value. I am happy to report though that Dimension Extreme has this time got it right. TEETH is a gutsy, nasty, controversial gem of a film that every fan of the genre must see.

The premise alone is enough to make any male squirm. Yes, what you have heard about the film is true. It is about a lovely young woman who inexplicably has a teethed vagina. Yep, pump pump, chomp chomp.

On the surface you would think that this one would be your typical grindhouse, soft core porn bull shit but it is actually an intelligent even thoughtful film that tells the story of a coming of age woman and the pressures and problems that her new found affliction brings into her life.

Jess Weixler plays Dawn, a very prim and proper young virgin who spends a lot of her time traveling around to schools preaching abstinence to younger children. Fighting hard to keep her budding sexuality at bay our young Dawn begins flirting with a fellow classmate and when he forces himself upon her well lets just say things get interesting.

As Dawn comes to grips with her affliction she decides to see the doctor and more crotch chomping fun ensues. Along the way Dawn learns that she can control the beast inside and she begins to use her powers to harm those that have harmed her. There are several scenes that should send even the hardiest of men running from the room with their hands over their crotches. I don't want to ruin the fun, you'll know the scenes when you see them.

In the end you end up cheering for Dawn as she sticks it to the men who have wronged her.

TEETH is everything you could hope for and nothing like you would expect. It is a must see.

Here is all the info on the release:

*_Synopsis_*

High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

*DVD Special Features*

    * Deleted Scenes (with optional Director Commentary)
    * Feature Commentary By Writer/Director Mitchell Lichtenstein
    * Behind-The-Scenes of /Teeth/!
    * Outtakes