When you look back at the history of horror films, each
decade since its inception as an art form appears to be more or less defined by
certain themes that occur frequently throughout the genre.The 1980's will more than likely be forever remembered
as the birth of the horny teenager horror film, which kicked off in 1978 when
Michael Myers bludgeoned his sister to death after a Guinness Book of World
Record-setting of the world's fastest sex with her boyfriend.Two years later Sean Cunningham made Friday
the 13th a superstitious day to be reckoned with, and premarital sex
was forever labeled as a crime punishable by death by lunatic killers.Still, young men with sex on their minds did
all they could to get the girls of their dreams into bed.HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE, THE BOOGENS, THE
BURNING, HALLOWEEN II, MY BLOODY VALENTINE and countless other stalk-and-slash
films repeated this formula with much less panache and cinematic style than
John Carpenter did in his watershed HALLOWEEN, even prompting a send-up of
horror films in the form of STUDENT BODIES, a comedy that ridiculed death as
the inevitable outcome to teenage sex.
Since Wes Craven's SCREAM reignited interest in horror in
1996 and proved that it was once again viable box office, so has there been resurgence
in the teenage sex and death flick.Unlike
the gawky and under-confident teenagers of a quarter century ago who had to
borrow their parents' oversized cars to get some action, today's teens are
muscular and sexy model types who seem to have stepped off of the pages of GQ
and Playboy magazines.Most of them appear
to have money and their own set of wheels.In ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE, a feature which premiered at the
Toronto Film Festival in 2006 but was filmed a year earlier, director Jonathan
Levine manages to take a very overdone and tired horror subgenre and make it
real and interesting.
WARNING: Spoilers Ahead
The film's title says it all: all the boys do love
Mandy Lane, The
Perfect Girl in High School, played adeptly by Amber Heard of THE STEPFATHER
remake, and they make no attempt to hide their feelings.The obnoxious jock Dylan (Adam Powell) and
his posse of over-stimulated testosterone and estrogen friends, all expertly
portrayed by Whitney Able (Chloe), Luke Grimes (Jake), Melissa Price (Marlin),
Edwin Hodge (Bird), and Aaron Himelstein (Red), invite
Mandy Lane to a party at his house.
Mandy agrees, and elects to bring her awkward friend Emmet
(Michael Welch) along, much to Dylan's chagrin.Once there, Dylan puts the moves on Mandy who brushes off his
advances.This disgusts Emmet who,
although he and Mandy appear to be platonic, very obviously wants her, too, and
tricks Dylan into a maneuver designed to impress Mandy but that effectively
takes Dylan out of the game completely.Nine months after Dylan's untimely demise, Red
rounds up Chloe, Jake, Marlin, and Bird for a weekend at his father's mansion
in
Bastrop,
TX, the same town where Tobe Hooper
introduced us to Leatherface in 1974.
A caretaker in the form of a much older Garth (Anson Mount)
who lives in a shed in the back is there to oversee the teens and protect them,
complete with a firearm at his side.Mandy,
whose parents died when she was young and is now being raised by her aunt, is
invited and decides to go along.Once
there, the guys all descend upon the fetching blonde, making no bones about how
much they want to jump hers.Jake is
especially aggressive and looks a bit like Robert Pattinson from TWILIGHT.Mandy is made the most uncomfortable by him,
which makes one ponder why she would agree to spend the weekend with a group of
people who all want the one thing from her that she is not willing to surrender.That question is answered near the end in an
interesting twist.
Things begin to go wrong rather quickly and it does not take
the high schoolers long to learn that there is a murderer in their midst.You can see the killer's identity coming from
a mile away and yet despite that, the film remains interesting enough for the
audience to want to see it through to the end.Director Levine handles the film with a restrained hand, which is
refreshing when most films like this tend to hit the audience over the head
with quick cuts, loud music and sound effects in a desperate effort to be
suspenseful.The middle of the film
drags a bit but not by too much, and perhaps MANDY LANE would benefit by some
tighter editing.
The females in the film are snotty and bitchy but not in an
overly hateful fashion.Unlike the shallow
vamps in the BLACK CHRISTMAS remake in 2006, Chloe and Marlin, just like the
guys who are all pining after Mandy, are all real people.Credit must go to the performers in this
film.They all talk and sound like real
teenagers who are looking to find their place in the world, and are concerned
with how others perceive them and are the types to surrender to peer
pressure.
The film was picked up for distribution by the Weinstein
Company. The current version
possess a hard "R" rating, though it would not surprise me to see a
tamer "PG-13" cut get released as the film is about high school
students. Now that Heard is gaining notoriety the film should easily see the
light of day as a theatrical release, or at the very least a DVD/Blu-ray incarnation.
The film won't break any new ground, but the twist is nice
and it's a fun movie to watch with a rowdy theater crowd.
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